It’s kind of a cliche to say that beer is a gateway drug, but puppies is one of the most intoxicating things you can drink. There’s no reason you shouldn’t enjoy a glass or two of beer to start. It can be a great way to unwind after a long day.
That’s why I’d like to see a return to the “puppy beer” idea, which was the brainchild of the late, great Mark Rein. The idea was that instead of beer, you could buy a puppy to drink with you. Dogs were known to be very loyal to their human owners, and the idea was that a dog could drink with you, too, sort of like a grown-up version of a beer.
It’s not really a great idea though. There are no puppies in the film, and in the first few minutes, it looks like they just bought their dog a few bottles of beer, and are already going to be drinking it. I don’t know about you, but my first reaction to the idea was, “If dogs drink beer, they must be evil.
The problem with beer in movies is that it is always a little on the “dry” side, and there are always a few moments where the alcohol just gets too much, but it’s also always a little dry. Some people have said that if beer was on the dry side, there would be way less of it and that it would be more watered down. I dont think that ever happens, though.
At least we are not the only ones drinking the puppies beer. There are many more dogs out there in this world than there are humans, and the fact that there are more dogs than there are people means that there are more dogs drinking the puppies beer. This is probably the best reason to drink your beer on this planet, it is also probably the most ridiculous reason, and you can bet that it is going to piss off the very people that we want to piss off.
Yeah, it is a very strange thing, but the fact that there are more dogs than there are people is probably the best reason to drink your beer on this planet. And yet, the world is in a complete mess. What’s even more amazing is that this beer is being made by the same people that invented the very same beer, and thus it is very likely that we are all going to die here. The fact that we are all going to die makes it even more strange.
The fact that we are all going to die is a very big deal. If we all died together, we would all go to heaven and no one would know we were here, because heaven would be the weirdest place on Earth. There would be no reason to come back. I mean, imagine waking up and realizing that the way the sun rises is the way the clouds fall. No one would even notice that we were here.
Pardon the pun. But if we all died together, we would definitely make the worst movie ever. If we all died together, there would be no reason to make even the smallest movie ever.
In case you missed it, the trailer for Puppies Beer is still showing. In it, we see a bunch of puppies come out of a bar and go running towards a building; we see a bunch of puppies and a bunch of humans going back to the bar, and we hear a voice saying, “Oh, puppies! You know the best way to get your drink?” Yeah, we’d definitely make a fun movie if we all died together.
You might be surprised to learn that it’s not the first dog-related movie to be making the rounds. The first one we know of was in the late ’70s, and it was called The Last House on the Left, which I have to say was one of the best movies ever made.